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If you've got wit, add your caption to Patch's weekly comic and win a personalized print.

Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your southwest suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!

At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.

Congratulations to Larry Stanford, who provided the winning punchline to 

Red wine? Really? With fish? What are you thinking?

Debbie Newhouse April 26, 2012 at 01:11 PM
So I was thinking you don't need the beard and hair so maybe I could use it for my nest while you have a makeover, I heard those are big now days.
Flora Dora April 26, 2012 at 06:17 PM
Aren't you dressing for dinner?
CAB April 27, 2012 at 03:26 AM
Penguin- So...what's the catch of the day?
genevaman May 03, 2012 at 12:26 PM
Why is the Pope always late? We would have been done with this joke hours ago!
Holly Haworth November 04, 2012 at 07:44 PM
Penguin: Are you paying too much for your car insurance?

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