No matter how bad we are doing.......we still like our quarterbacks.

I wanna coach the Bears again next year

Apparently I was naughty in 2011 Santa but I promise to be good in 2012.

Little Girl: Is that that Tim Tebow guy everyone is talking about?

Boy: No, he's just telling Santa he wishes he was.

I wanna Red Rider Double Action....oh who am I kidding? What I really want is a quarterback...and maybe a job next year.

Sorry, young man - I'm not bringing you anything until you abandon that "Cover-Two".

Good one Matt.

I hope that a candy cane in your pocket or are you just excited to see me.?

You are putting a lot of coal in my stocking this year, aren't you?

Lovie, you should be thankful...I just heard Westphal could be leaving Oswego soon.

How would you like to star in our new movie," Miracle on W. Addison Street"?......Jan

He's been sitting there forever! I don't think he'll ever convince Santa to take his name off of the naughty list!

Santa ~
Lovie, If your team continues to lose; you'll be here next year asking for your two front teeth. Just saying...

Tell me Santa, what's your secret for living on just unemployment when your seaqson is over?

"Santa, forget about that world peace thing I asked for, can we just win a game now and again, please?"

Santa, all I want for Christmas is the beat the Packers......I know, I know, NOT going to happen......there's always NEXT year!!!

I hope those kids behind me are named Hope and Prayer. You're bringing them football pad and helmets for Christmas right?

Let's see, can I get a whole new offensive line. Oh maybe a #1 wide receiver. And while you're at it how about a #2 wide receiver too cause we don't seem to have one of those either.

Santa, how fast can you run the 40?

"Not fast enough to protect Haney"

You think Rudoloph would be interested in a job, how about Blitzen? A name like that he could be a star on our defence, we are going to need a new linebacker once Lance gets a bigger contract elsewhere.

I think he asked Santa to bring Coach Martz a new playbook, one without something called a "7-step drop."

"But it's not like I told people you weren't real, man! Can't you just, you know, cut me a break or something?"

Little Sister:

Hey, Bobby, if Lovie keeps underperforming, maybe I really should ask Santa for the Pony I've always wanted!

Lovie-- "what are you looking at?"

Santa-- "I believe I'm looking at the former coach of the Chicago Bears"

Last year I asked you for Joe Montana and instead I got Tony Montana.

"Santa, do you mind if I just sit here for a little bit longer? I lost a lot of friends this year and you are always so nice to me. You don't watch football do you?"

I said you could request a gift, not a miracle.

"The only reason the McCaskeys keep your black a$$ around is that you're a nice guy"

Santa, I know I said "Our Rookies will get better", but how old will I be when it finally happens?

"get your black ass off my lap"

"look at the bright side -2012 will be the last year ever for a black Prez and Bears' coach."

Jaskie1505-that's saying something amidst this confederacy of dunces-thanks.

"It's slower with them staring at me. Look, could you tell them I'm about halfway finished? "

Rudolph with your nose so bright, won't you quarterback my Bears Christmas night?

I just want a big tube of Preparation H, to get rid of my festering Cumbers.

@Ray....best line of the day so far LOL

We all won with the firing of Coach "Lovely" as former Bear Mango McMichael calls him! He NY Jets Coach Rex Ryan should be "booted" too or is that his wife's job? At least Lovie is gone. Hopefully he and Rex his favorite quarterback Grossman not Ryan can retire on some ranch and talk about their 2006 season when they failed but think they did good.