I'm worried about Marian, she seems to be just a little horse today...

What's that honey? You want a little girl? Oh, how cute.......but you know we don't have room for a little girl. Please don't cry........

I wonder what gift our "horsing" around will bring us next time?

I hope he toilet trains early.

She has your eyes.

Well our friends always say how our life is like a dog and pony show?

I know you want a pony tail, but isn't there a better way.

"Good morning our little darling. Why the long face? "

"Now do you forgive me for saying you were as big as a horse?"

"I said I want a baby named Mare! not a real one!

Hunny i think we bought the halloween costume a little too big

No, it's your turn to change him!

She is the most beautiful daughter George. I know Cindy, I know.

Without a doubt, he takes after your family.

Man this kid eats like a horse.

SIGH! We're going to need dental insurance.

We shall name him/her Democrap.

Casey Anthony. This younger years.

Mark G

In only three years he will be racing!

Please don't give a number from Minnesota .Illinois has the highest tax not just State tax.We have so many hidden taxes that the average consumer does not know.People have to wonder why are gas is the highest in the US not including Hawaii ,you probably would have said no Hawaii has a higher average.We have liqor tax,gas,electric,property,cigarettes,nicor natural gas,cell phone ,and how about that great toll way .So i am not here to argue on politics everyone has an opinion.So just make fun allittle bit on behalf of our state that has been going down the tubes in job loss ,education and quality of life.The dummycrates who lead our state to financial ruins 56 Billion dollars of unfunded pension liabilties wow. You should do a cartoon of Quinn squeezing the Illinois tax payers of all their wallets and have Illinois sinking like a ship because it is. Who can tax all of 1% at 100% it would run our Government for three days.Funny

"Of course he's our's dear, look, he has your nose."

"I told you he shouldn't have gotten that flu shot..."

At least he not a Jack...

Honey, what happens in Mexico is supposed to stay in Mexico!

I don't care if he WAS a gift, I am STILL going to check his mouth!

Oh Great!! How am I going to explain this to your Mother???

Tom Hagen left this for us. Don Corleone wants Johnny Fontaine in his next movie

I know honey, but he's hung like a ...

"He's outgrown the bed already..I told you we should have gotten a miniature horse."

He: This fell out of you?
She: Well, uh ...
He: I guess this proves I'm not the father. I'm divorcing you, you filthy strumpet.

legionofdoom, that is a horrible thing to say and as a mother I am deeply offended by your so-called "joke." it's not funny and neither are you

SOOOO what really went on at Gramps horse farm?

Why the long face?

Hoof and mouth disease?