Add the Punchline to Our Cookout Cow Cartoon
If you've got wit, add your caption to Patch's weekly comic challenge and win a personalized print.
Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your southwest suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!
At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.
Congratulations to Kandis K, who provided the winning punchline to last week's penguin beach cartoon:
When you said we were going to see Madagascar in 3D ... this is NOT what I had in mind.
Lisa stark
7:08 am on Wednesday, June 27, 2012
So I decided we should go organic....
Meggan Sommerville
7:19 am on Wednesday, June 27, 2012
I know you just wanted hamburgers, but it was cheaper to buy in bulk.
Al Diaz
7:52 am on Wednesday, June 27, 2012
We need a bigger grill!
Linda Stawinoga
7:56 am on Wednesday, June 27, 2012
You like your steak really rare, right?
Maureen
8:06 am on Wednesday, June 27, 2012
He say's he's on strike and going to picket until we put chicken in the new contract!
James Dziak
8:41 am on Wednesday, June 27, 2012
How do you like your Butt Steak ?
forget me
2:13 pm on Friday, June 29, 2012
LOL James that was funny!
Tom
8:42 am on Wednesday, June 27, 2012
That is the last time Bob get to shop at Whole Foods.
Logansdad
9:03 am on Wednesday, June 27, 2012
Could you cook my steak a little longer? It doesn't look like it is done yet.
Greg Nelson
9:29 am on Wednesday, June 27, 2012
Cathy the cow and I are, well leaving you to head for greener pastures.
Jason
9:33 am on Wednesday, June 27, 2012
Is it just me or did a cow just land on our dinner?
John Moreli
9:34 am on Wednesday, June 27, 2012
I'm grilling Obama about the new immigration law and the poor job he is doing!
Jack Kenney
9:36 am on Wednesday, June 27, 2012
Would you like a glass of milk while you're waiting for your burger?
Patrick Pelling
11:25 am on Wednesday, June 27, 2012
Hope you're hungry, I am going all out this year!
KarenF
1:20 pm on Wednesday, June 27, 2012
This barbecue is turning out to be an udder disaster!
Joe Filip
2:31 pm on Wednesday, June 27, 2012
You asked for fresh and rare.
Joel Craig
2:35 pm on Wednesday, June 27, 2012
OF COURSE I know what I'm doing! I saw Chef Ramsey do it on the T.V.
Travis McGee
2:56 pm on Wednesday, June 27, 2012
I think we're going to need a bigger bottle of ketchup!
Francis Tomasik
3:24 pm on Wednesday, June 27, 2012
She prefers sitting, the spit hurts her back.
Sassyone2
5:37 pm on Wednesday, June 27, 2012
Where's the beef? How u like me now?
Double D 303
6:56 pm on Wednesday, June 27, 2012
Got Milk?
Shannon
7:25 pm on Wednesday, June 27, 2012
Honey, I didn't know we were having your mother for dinner.
Tim Piper
7:51 pm on Wednesday, June 27, 2012
You said you didn't want anymore bull stuff from me so im trying another angle. Welcome to hells kitchen bbq :)
Brian Jones
8:34 pm on Wednesday, June 27, 2012
You said you wanted it so rare it would moo
Jodie Frink Champoux
8:56 pm on Wednesday, June 27, 2012
That's the LAST time you'll ask me to cook dinner.
Connie
11:43 pm on Wednesday, June 27, 2012
I'm so hungry, I'd eat a cows butt if it was cooked right.
Richard R
1:47 am on Thursday, June 28, 2012
You said it had to MOO
KarenF
7:59 am on Friday, June 29, 2012
ok I thought of another one:
"Instead of beef burgers, we're having cow patties" :0
L W Sagan
3:39 pm on Friday, June 29, 2012
She refuses to move until we return whatever is left of her husband that's still in our freezer....
L W Sagan
3:43 pm on Friday, June 29, 2012
Well, that's what happens when you send me to shop at a warehouse club...
L W Sagan
3:45 pm on Friday, June 29, 2012
Now remember, the well done cuts are near the bottom, and the rarer ones are at the top.
L W Sagan
3:49 pm on Friday, June 29, 2012
It's one of those new environmentally friendly, methane powered grills. Now where are those matches?
L W Sagan
3:57 pm on Friday, June 29, 2012
Just wait until you see the bun it goes on!
L.A. Ross
12:01 pm on Wednesday, July 4, 2012
Warm milk, anyone?
Jason
4:09 pm on Wednesday, July 4, 2012
Just tell it to "mooove" over so you can cook dear!
Jason
4:14 pm on Wednesday, July 4, 2012
Who wants a n"udder" one?
Holly Haworth
1:22 pm on Sunday, November 4, 2012
Arm or leg?
bird walk
2:19 pm on Sunday, January 27, 2013
What do you mean that's not how it's done?