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Add the Punchline to Our Cow Cartoon

If you've got wit, add your punchline to Patch's weekly comic and win a personalized print.

By Chuck Ingwersen
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January 18, 2012

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Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your southwest suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!

At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.

Congratulations to BeanieB, who provided the winning punchline to last week's bathtub comic:

And last, but not least, we'd all like to thank Melvin for his special report on "Multi-tasking in the Work Place."

Related Topics: Caption Contest, Comic Challenge, Fast Food, and cow cartoon

What's your punchline? Tell us in the comments.

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Will F

7:55 am on Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Ummmmmm, yeah.....I would like the #17, Boca burger and large fry combo with a large glass of milk, scratch the milk, I brought my own

Jackie MacAdam Peck

8:48 am on Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Don't "udder" a word, this is a holdup!

Scratch on Patch

9:27 am on Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Am I too late to negotiate the hostage release?

Dennis Sully Sullivan

9:51 am on Wednesday, January 18, 2012

I'm one of your suppliers, and those prices are udderly ridiculous !!!

Maren

10:01 am on Wednesday, January 18, 2012

"You are what you eat - that's just an old wives' tale!"

Maren

10:03 am on Wednesday, January 18, 2012

May I please see the Vegan menu?

Maren

10:07 am on Wednesday, January 18, 2012

I am here to see my brother Billy Bob, I was told you were having him over for lunch.

Beth Jacobsen

11:01 am on Wednesday, January 18, 2012

I see you don't have milk on the menu, I'm here to offer my services.

Edward Leifheit

11:02 am on Wednesday, January 18, 2012

"You called for emergency milk delivery?"

Brian

11:19 am on Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Nothing from the menuuu. Thank youuu. I only come here for the shakes.

Joanne bleeden

11:57 am on Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Are your burgers made from "pure" human or do they have a lot of fillers?

sas

12:34 pm on Wednesday, January 18, 2012

i'd like my cousins BUM on my burger and hold the onions they give me gas"

Ronnie Wofford

12:35 pm on Wednesday, January 18, 2012

How's the Chicken

Moe

1:02 pm on Wednesday, January 18, 2012

This would be so much easier on me if you had a drive thru.

Moe

1:06 pm on Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Cow -- "You know what they call a Quarter Pounder in France?"
Royal With Cheese.
And do you know why they call it a Royal with Cheese?

Brad -- Uhh, because of the metric system?

Cow -- Check out the big brain on Brad!

BETH

3:22 pm on Wednesday, January 18, 2012

CASHIER: "Sorry Mo(o)e. That last customer milked me dry. All I have left is a skim skinny slider. I can offer you a discount if you prefer. Gimme a second to find the cowculator app on this here register."
COWSTOMER: "aw man, what an udder disappointment. This is really gonna put the wife in a bad moo-d."