Add a Punchline to Our Mime in Court Cartoon
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Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!
At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.
Congratulations to Suzanne Matthies, who provided the winning punchline to last week's Poker Dog cartoon:
You may have a great poker-face, but your tail says it all.
Bobbie Speer
6:34 am on Wednesday, March 13, 2013
Well . ..I guess that is one way to point out and identify the criminal, Mr. Marseo.
Christina
6:52 am on Wednesday, March 13, 2013
Judge: "I guess this gives new meaning to 'silence in the court' now doesn't it."
Christina
7:01 am on Wednesday, March 13, 2013
Judge: "Your actions speak louder than words"
Pam R
7:12 am on Wednesday, March 13, 2013
The defendant takes "the right to remain silent" to a new level
ALLEN CALVIN SR
7:24 am on Wednesday, March 13, 2013
"So, you did'nt see what happened because you were miming your own business."
Christina
7:39 am on Wednesday, March 13, 2013
Are you WAVING your right to an attorney?
forget me
4:26 pm on Wednesday, March 13, 2013
Lol
Greg S
8:57 am on Wednesday, March 13, 2013
Your Honor, please remind Mssr Marceau that he's on the 'witness stand' and not in the 'jury box'
michael
9:17 am on Wednesday, March 13, 2013
By nature, I must plead the 5th...
Odin
9:20 am on Wednesday, March 13, 2013
Hmmm...I'm going to go with "Silent Witness" starring Dermot Mulroney.
alan adamski
9:32 am on Wednesday, March 13, 2013
Would you please repeat that answer to my last question? I don't believe the jury heard it.
Kevin Fitzpatrick
9:37 am on Wednesday, March 13, 2013
No one asked you to "think outside of the box".
forget me
4:26 pm on Wednesday, March 13, 2013
lol
Richard R
10:35 am on Wednesday, March 13, 2013
Judge remind the witness that he is under oath and has to answer the question. "Sir can you repeat that for the court, I do believe we did not hear you". .
Rey Criollo
10:49 am on Wednesday, March 13, 2013
NO! You are NOT Allowed to plead the TENTH !!
Christina
10:57 am on Wednesday, March 13, 2013
"So what's your defense, what's yours is mime?"
natasha brown
11:15 am on Wednesday, March 13, 2013
Judge: its gonna be just like a game of sheraids in my courtroom
Christina
11:16 am on Wednesday, March 13, 2013
What do you have to mime for yourself?
Marc Kaufman
11:28 am on Wednesday, March 13, 2013
Let the record indicate the witness put his hands up when the police arrived. Or he raised the roof. *Cough* But he is definitely "unsure," not "sure."
Warren
11:48 am on Wednesday, March 13, 2013
Your Honor this could not possibly be hearsay eveidence.
forget me
4:27 pm on Wednesday, March 13, 2013
Lmao
Ed G.
12:05 pm on Wednesday, March 13, 2013
Judge: So, that's 5 Black, 5 with cream and how many sugar?
Christina
12:21 pm on Wednesday, March 13, 2013
No your honor, just because his hands were up does not mean he was surrendering. Its an occupational hazard.
ALLEN CALVIN SR
1:03 pm on Wednesday, March 13, 2013
"O.K. You gave up! What did the police officer do then?"
David Nevers
2:07 pm on Wednesday, March 13, 2013
"And what happened AFTER the defendant ran into the plate glass window?"
lee
2:37 pm on Wednesday, March 13, 2013
Your honor! I think he his Miming .. I do.
L W Sagan
11:10 am on Friday, March 15, 2013
"I don't care what your mother told you. For the court reporter's sake, words speak louder than actions."
ALLEN CALVIN SR
10:06 am on Tuesday, March 19, 2013
Your Honor, he's waving his right to appeal and he will get the required license for free because, according to the law as a free-street-performer, MIME does'nt pay.
rrrr
8:54 pm on Tuesday, March 19, 2013
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